I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
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Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
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How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Randomize