We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
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she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
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Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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