ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
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In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
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2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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