There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
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so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
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Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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