Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
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the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
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Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
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