Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
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Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
She even gives head with a lisp.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
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Pants off. Spirits lifted.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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