Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Randomize