is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
Panties = found
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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