He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
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So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
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I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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