if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
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Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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