How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
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In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
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I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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