I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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