Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
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the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
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What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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