You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
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The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
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I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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