thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
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im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
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I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Still dying that you shit outside
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
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