Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
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Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
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blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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