if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
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i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
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"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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