what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
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the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
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He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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