I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
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I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
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Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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