Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
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I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
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candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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