He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
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Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
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Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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