Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
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Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
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Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
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