susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
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I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
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Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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