Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
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So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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