So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
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Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
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Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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