she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
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This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Just pee around me
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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