I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
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When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
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No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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