Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
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I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
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Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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