Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
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My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
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Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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