Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
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Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
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Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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