if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
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consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
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Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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