Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
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Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
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All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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