I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
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all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
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I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
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