I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
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If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
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the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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