If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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