whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
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How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
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I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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