I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
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I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
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I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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