nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
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Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
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I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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