Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
it was like eating out sand paper
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I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
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People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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