i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
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We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
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I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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