WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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