soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
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He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
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I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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