My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
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so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
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No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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