It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
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any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
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Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Randomize