i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
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You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
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Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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