I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
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why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
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On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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