Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
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Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
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I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
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