Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
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she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
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You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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