I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
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No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
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Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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