He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
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Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
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let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
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URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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